In their previous life, J. Rhys was an over-the-hill cog in the capitalist machine. Now they craft verbose and delicious tales capturing the utter ridiculousness that is being human and in love—especially at the same time. When not staring blankly at their laptop screen or sacrificing gummy bears to the muses, they can be found melded with the couch, eating Cheez-its and clutching an Xbox controller. J resides in Ontario with their partner, two absurdly adorable dogs, and one cat that rules them all.