Dying on Christmas Eve, Jacob is reborn in a winter-locked realm of monsters, magic, and cultivators. A land where the Knights of the North Pole hold back the darkness. At least, they used to. Cultists of the Krampus are raising a wicked ritual in the ice. The goat lord of ShanYang enslaves the elves in manufactories. The polar bear king leads his people to war against the Northmen. The Knights are nowhere to be found. Armed with his engineer's mind, military training, a new magic cultivation system, and a frustratingly optimistic Christmas fairy, Jacob is his new world's last chance. There's just one catch: he hates Christmas and everything about it. From the author of the hit LitRPG _The Aussie Mana Apocalypse _comes a new tale that contains elements of cultivation and LitRPG mechanics. Follow a weak to strong progression isekai story. You'll love this book because it's Santa fighting monsters!