Kaito and the Department of Interworld Placement

After 17 isekai tours, Kaito D. Smith takes the most dangerous job yet: HR for gods. At DIP, a planet-sized office at the center of everything, his days are a blur of cosmic request forms, compliance rituals, and simulation chambers where "orientation" involves dodging meteorites in business casual. Kaito's got a reputation: calm, stylish, impossible to catch off guard. (Yes, he brings an umbrella to indoor pranks. Yes, he can write incident reports ambidextrously while singing dwarven. No, he doesn't miss.) All he wants is to process a tricky refund claim, stop an over-eager world-builder AI from "optimizing" people, and maybe, maybe... drink a hot coffee before it goes cold. Armed with office supplies, a few questionable "special techniques," and his deadpan AI partner Jennifer, Kaito sets out to do the impossible: keep the multiverse running on time and under budget. This is a cozy multiversal tale of reinvention, teamwork, and the universal truth that a well-timed sidestep can fix almost anything. Perfect for fans of Legends & Lattes, workplace comedies, and light-hearted LitRPG adjacent adventures. Welcome to the Department of Interworld Placement. Please take a number. LitRPGs are made here.