The Retired Assassin's Guide to Orchid Hunting

The Retired Assassin's Guide to Orchid Hunting

Retired Assassin's Guide, Book 2
Written byNaomi Kuttner
Performed byThomas Barker
Released:May 5, 2026
Language:English
Format:Single Narration
Duration:Coming Soon

Assassin. Gardener. Reluctant cat adoptee.

All Dante wants is to be left alone in the small New Zealand town no one's heard of. No drama. No bodies. No questions. But then, of course, the orchid convention comes to town, and Dante is knee deep in suspects, intrigue, and red herrings. On top of all this, Dante must navigate a mysterious woman from his past, cat issues, and the terrifying prospect of a first date. And he has to do it while fighting his instinct to solve problems the old-fashioned way: permanently. The Retired Assassin's Guide to Orchid Hunting is a cozy paranormal mystery with found family, ghosts, a grumpy assassin, and a sunshine gardener. Come for the murder, stay for the cat, the gardens, and the chaos.


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