Never Kiss a Krampus

Never Kiss a Krampus

Wrong Move, Right Monster, Book standalone
Written byHoney Phillips
Performed byTanya Eby
Genre:Romance
Release Date:September 8, 2026
Language:English
Format:Single Narration
Duration:Coming Soon

A desperate shop keeper. A very grumpy Krampus. A Christmas miracle?

Noelle Green needs a miracle. The town of Mistletoe Hollow is being devoured by a Grinch-like developer, and her beloved Christmas shop is next to the list. Fueled by peppermint schnapps and desperation, she performs a ritual for Yuletide aid. She gets a miracle, all right—just not the kind she expected. She accidentally summons a Krampus, all towering muscle, wicked horns, and glowing eyes. Bound to her until Christmas, Bastian is ancient, annoyed, and very sure she owes him for dragging him across realms. Noelle's attraction to her grumpy, imposing house guest is as undeniable as it is terrifying. But between magical punishments, enchanted tinsel, and kisses that melt snowflakes, this holiday season is about to get very, very naughty. This sweet and spicy holiday tale is intended for mature listeners.


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